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Roberto Henry Ebelt

A parte dois deste artigo, por falha minha, foi publicada na semana passada. Segue a parte 01.

Devido à situação em que o RS e o Brasil se encontram (Sartori não é o culpado da bagunça financeira gaúcha e a administração dilma conseguiu finalmente, na quarta-feira 09.09.2015, ser rebaixada pela S & P, portanto poupem o homem e concentrem-se nella, a que perdoa bilhões de países africanos e não perdoa um centavo sequer do RS), lembro que os problemas de segurança tendem a se agravar sempre que a esquerda boazinha está no poder, como é o caso dos EUA, com Obama no poder há quase 08 anos, e do Brasil com o petê no poder há mais de 13 anos, apesar do tal grau de investimento ter sido obtido em 2008). Então, os americanos estão cada vez mais preocupados, assim como nós, com sua a segurança, (vide o sucesso, nas pesquisas, do candidato republicano americano politicamente incorreto – Donald Trump).

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Observe, então, algumas dicas americanas de segurança que poderão nos ajudar e especialmente às mulieres sapientes que são o esteio de nossas famílias. Não sei quem é o autor deste conjunto de tips, mas elas parecem interessantes o suficiente para merecer alguns minutos de nossa atenção.

Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation. This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children and everyone you know. After reading these ten crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about, if you find them useful. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. If a robber asks for your wallet or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet or purse than in you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back taillights (or use your elbow) and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy…The driver (robber) will not see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc…DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF. Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead, gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your air bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat, they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes, bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, look at the passenger side floor, and into the back seat.

b) If your car is parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side… If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY, and better paranoid than dead.

Last week we presented the remaining five tips, but in order to give you a complete idea of the ten tips, we will repeat last week’s text:

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun, and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: BABY CRY. Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird… The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door...' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The police officer said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running, or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack. Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors!

This e-mail should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America’s Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana. If you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them. Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.

Have an excellent weekend and let us hope that Governor Sartori decides to ask for federal help regarding Army troops to make our state a place a little safer to live in.